I met Peter Pan a few years back at a co-ed baby shower. He asked about me and got my number from a friend. Honestly, I hadn't noticed him but was flattered when he called. We decided to meet up for dinner. While chatting, I discovered I was older than him.
As the conversation proceeded, it took a turn towards weird. He started asking me life questions: What should he major in (he left after 2 years), where should he live, how to manage money, etc. Could have sworn this was a date and not Big Brother/Big Sister of America. I already have siblings and thought I was on a date, not a personal adviser.
This date was tuning into a hot mess. Did this "man" not have parents or friends? Should I be charging for all this great advice I was giving? Was there any way I could change the subject? The only thing I was thinking about was the tongue lashing my homeboy was going to receive for giving out my number to Peter Pan.
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